Here are the Top 10  Facts about Barack Obama, as read by the candidate himself  on the David Letterman program:

10. My first act as president will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on “The Hills.:

9. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich.

8. When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with, “I’m Barack Obama nand I approved this message.”

7. Throughout high school, I was consistently voted “Barackiest.”

6. Earlier today I bowled a 39.

5. I have canceled all my appearances the day the “Sex in the City” movie opens.

4. It’s the birthplace of Fred Astaire. Sorry, that’s a surprising fun fact about Omaha.

3. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John.

2.This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?

1. I have not slept since October.